Taken out of Context

[Kmira]

This is a thread for all of the things people say either in or out of character that you just... want to remember for posterity. Because some things are too precious to forget.

[Kmira]

"Stay with Nitara and don't lose her eyeball."
~Tahlyn

[Jose]

[01:50] <+Lanryn> What amazed me
[01:51] <+Lanryn> is I've done pp on grills before, and smoked it

[Eddum StPaul]

03:41] <Castle> I am like the sun.
[03:41] <Castle> I'm gonna give you the D whether you like it or not.
[03:41] <Fletcher``> The sight of you burns the retinas?

[Cameron]

[12:10:40AM] <@Allen`GreenWorth> dear lord no
[12:10:52AM] <@Allen`GreenWorth> I mean if Allen was going to fuck ujio up the ass he'd just do it
[12:10:57AM] <@Allen`GreenWorth> he wouldn't steal his toys

[Persephone]

<+Talyn> I was just trying to fluff him up a bit
<+Kim|Work> You're Jose's fluffer?

[Eddum StPaul]

[01:38] * Kimberly grades her
[01:39] <Toby> Eating has always been my best subject.

[Kmira]

Kedglo: "Maybe it's whatever tequila is still in me but I feel pretty good for having been exploded recently."

[Jose]

[13:45] <@Talyn> if I had a penis, she would be sitting on it anyway

You heard it here folks.

[Kenalt]

[13:41] <+Stones_> "Oh, that thing. Sure. Uh. We shared a cock ring."
[13:42] * +Harold_Yindi almost but not quite spits his beer out
[13:42] * @Kenalt grins, and nods to Stones, his eyes dancing. "Really? I didn't think they built those tandem."
[13:43] <+Stones_> "Learn something new every day."